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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist petitebelle19/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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I think I'm funny

Sat Jan 27, 2007, 11:16 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: "Little Ghost" -The White Stripes
K- "First, I got him walking real slow by shooting him with the blow torch."

Friend- "Yeah, then what?"

K- "Well, since he was stumbling about like a drunk I pushed him over and tied his legs together..."

Friend- "And then what?"

K- "My lawyer said I shouldn't say anything about it. She said then I would be guilty."

Friend- "But Santa isn't real. You can't kill a fictional character."

K- "You tell that to the not-so-jolly fat guy dressed in red who's turning blue in my freezer."

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Escondido
  • Interests: writing, photography, drawing, thinking, music
  • Favourite movie: The Royal Tennenbaums
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie, Rock, Alternative
  • Favourite artist: Mizna Wada
  • Operating System: My brain
  • MP3 player of choice: iTunes
  • Skin of choice: Your's
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spike Spiegel
  • Personal Quote: Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly not enough -Edmund
  • Tools of the Trade: my imagination and whatever camera i can use

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:iconcolourful-blossom:
Hi^^
Thanks so much for the watch hunn! :heart: I really appreciate it :hug:

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:heart: Visit my lovely etsy shop [link]
where everything is under $30 bucks! ^_^
:iconpetitebelle:
Of Course! You're stuff is awesome!
:iconcolourful-blossom:
aww :hug::blowkiss:

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:heart: Visit my lovely etsy shop [link]
where everything is under $30 bucks! ^_^
:iconjennphantom:
Sweet! Another fellow Hemet resident ^_^

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"I sat next to God on the buss man, he told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel" - Leo "That 70's Show"
:iconroby86:
Thanks for adding me to your faves! I'm new, so that's encouraging ...
:iconbrittsperspective:
thanks for the watch!!

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:iconchinad0ll:
Thanx for the add! ^__^

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China Doll ♥
:iconsaturninus:
pick up pick up pick up the phone.

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saturninus, hidden dr.agon
:icon17seconds:
Thanks for the fav! And the add!! :hug:

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So may you come with your own knives
You'll never take me alive
With all the force of what is true
Is there nothing I can do?
:iconacoach:
Thank you very much for the :+fav: on
"Way to hell"

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