Friend- "Yeah, then what?"
K- "Well, since he was stumbling about like a drunk I pushed him over and tied his legs together..."
Friend- "And then what?"
K- "My lawyer said I shouldn't say anything about it. She said then I would be guilty."
Friend- "But Santa isn't real. You can't kill a fictional character."
K- "You tell that to the not-so-jolly fat guy dressed in red who's turning blue in my freezer."









Thanks so much for the watch hunn!
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So may you come with your own knives
You'll never take me alive
With all the force of what is true
Is there nothing I can do?
"Way to hell"
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